What Type of Pigeon Forge Vacationer Are You?

Pigeon Forge has so many incredible sights and sounds of all varieties that deciding on just a few things to fill your vacation can be nearly impossible. While repeat visits are always the best remedy for that particular problem, it helps to narrow down your interests so you can pick the attractions that appeal most to your idea of “fun.”

To give you a solid idea of what your dream Pigeon Forge vacation could have in store for you, answer the following questions and then total up your corresponding score to see where on the scale your vacation inclination falls!

Question 1: If you could go anywhere in the world for free for one activity, what would it be?

A.    France to sip on wines of the finest vintage (+1)
B.     England to visit Madame Tussauds and Buckingham Palace (+3)
C.     New Zealand to hike along the green hills and mountains from Lord of the Rings (+2)
D.    Does the moon count? Because I wanna go to the moon! (+4)

Question 2: If you were a car, what type would you be?

A.    A Trail Rated Jeep Wrangler (+2)
B.     A Dodge Viper strapped with a jet engine (+4)
C.     A Mercedes Benz with a champagne cooler in the backseat (+1)
D.    A GMC Yukon with a third row seat and a roof rack (+3)

Question 3: What would be your superpower if you could have one?

A.    The ability to read minds (+3)
B.     Teleportation (+2)
C.     Eternal youth (+1)
D.    Super speed (+4)

Question 4: What describes your dream home’s best feature?

A.    A kitchen that prepares your meals autonomously (+1)
B.     A 60-foot water slide (+4)
C.     A noise-proof game room for the kids and one for you and your friends (+3)
D.    A roll up ladder to keep people out of your two-story treehouse (+2)

Question 5: Which of the following celebrities would best be described as “your idol?”

A.    Dolly Parton (+3)
B.     Evel Knievel (+4)
C.     Bear Grylls (+2)
D.    Coco Chanel (+1)

Question 6: You see a bug scurrying across the floor in your house. What do you do?

A.    Call the exterminator and rent a hotel room until they arrive (+1)
B.     Smash it with the closest flat object (+3)
C.     Gently scoop it up and bring it outside (+2)
D.    Try to pick it up and throw it on the nearest person (+4)

Now add up your score!

6–11: Laid-Back Lingerer
Your idea of a vacation is a true “vacation.” You try to exert as little effort as possible while enjoying the finer things. An ideal day for you in Pigeon Forge would involve tasting wine, eating at a nice restaurant and watching a show or a performance. Through it all, the highlight will be the Jacuzzi bath when you get back to the hotel.

Your favorite attractions might be:

  • Mountain Valley Winery
  • Smoky Mountain Opry
  • Parrot Mountain & Gardens
  • Museum of Salt and Pepper Shakers

12–17: Backpacking Buff

You don’t really care much for crowds. When you visit the Great Smoky Mountains, you intend to see them first-hand. An ideal day for you would end with you still in the woods, zipping up your tent flap while the frogs and crickets serenade you to sleep.

Your favorite attractions might be:

  • Great Smoky Mountains National Park
  • Roaring Fork
  • Gatlinburg Sky Lift
  • Big Rock Dude Ranch at Ponderosa

18–23: Family Fun Fanatic

You like a great time, but you don’t want it to be too exhausting. It is a vacation, after all. An ideal day for you would be seeing some interesting museums, enjoying something you haven’t done before like a roller coaster ride and finishing it off with a big meal before heading back to the hotel.

Your favorite attractions might be:

  • Ripley’s Aquarium of the Smokies
  • Dollywood
  • Dixie Stampede
  • Rock’n Raceway Arcade

24–30: Amped-up Adrenaline Addict

Whoa! Take a few steps back there, wild child! You crave adventure and thrills in any form you can find them. When someone sees an attraction at Pigeon Forge and wonders, “Who in their right mind would ever do that?” you jump out of the bushes behind them and scream, “MEEEEE!!!” Your ideal day in Pigeon Forge would actually be three days, because sleep is for the weak and who wants to miss out on something cool?

Your favorite attractions might be:

  • Outdoor Gravity Park
  • Thunder Dome Bungee at the Island
  • Flyaway Indoor Skydiving
  • Smoky Mountain Ziplines

We hope these suggestions were useful to you and actually gave you some idea of what you would enjoy during your visit to Pigeon Forge. Book a cabin in Pigeon Forge to give some of these attractions a try, and feel free to sample some of the suggestions given to other people to see if maybe you have broader interests than you thought you did.